However, Joyce's record has recently been surpassed. But I'd like to take this time to thank the 2 and 1/2 people in the entire universe who have bothered to read this entire thing. I'm back! That's just silly. NO, wait. People just don't realize that their almonds and mixed nuts may be having depression and other problems. How discouraging. Now, correct me if I'm wrongbut Iraq? WAIT JUST A POLYP PICKING MINUTE!! ` Work. It looks right. Of course, you also end life by sneezing, eating, sleeping, and watching T.V. Experience vague, pain-like sensations when you're not paying attention) This has been a public service announcement. My mom did it to her because it was free. Code: 742 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that in no part does the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (That's still me!) Our mind's cannot conceive of the vastness of infinity. No suprise. I'd rather drink the "impure" tap water where at least I KNOW that someone, somewhere tested it. It only takes a little light to help those thingies, and smoke detectors provide more than a little. Okay. And he knew so many stories that sometimes he stopped the story-teller and finished the story himself. To make up quotes from the non-existent Flaming Chicken Handbook, which Im sure you have a copy of. But I couldn't have sung it 'cause it would have woken everyone up and they would have called me inconsiderate. I'm back. I took a whole bunch of personality quizzes and posted them there. Although, as I said, there's no way to prove me wrong OR right. It's really stressfull. If not, then some day, when the Internet is down and I'm really bored, I will construct a model OFCR and attempt to launch it. Surely you have heard of her? WOOF! You cannot deny it. Wow. I'm back! You didn't run screaming to another site, thankfull for the chance to escape this insanity. And the lady representing them, calls the radio stationon a phone. What ever shall I do? I can just see Hot Dog, and Pizza trucks roaming the neighbor hoods, selling treats to hungry childrenand adults. All they do is fill out the TAB form and leave. Maybe fact check before coming up with such blatant lies. In return for not taking the easy route, he gains a power in the more or less real world. Do you know story about the longest story in the world? Chomp" And he bites it. SHE has to get up at 6:11 to put on make-up, do her hair and basically annoy the heck out of me. I realize that this longest text ever must be very boring and not worth anyone's time. But untill that day, the concept of the smoke detector is useless. It's not fair! Most likely they test it BEFORE they add the extra stuff"Yep, Bob, this is some mighty pure water." Which is what I'm about to do. They are the samething, with the same look, and almost same name. 12083 is a mid length novelette. And I've realized that I am a complete idiot. Perhaps a nice, soothing mistrust. Speaking of food, what's up with pie? Now think of 100 people typing randomly. That's right, folks, mass hypnosis via commercials. Oooootime for today's topic. With a specific number of words. I've decided to imortalize the stupidity of my dog, Moose. But one of my classes is work, and two others are horrible year-round classes. Or, if I was weirder than I am, I could at least kill the monkey with the organ and eat it. And now, a word from our non-existant sponsor. I have no problem with Lit. Wait till you see her in angry mob form!" That sounds good, too. We resumed quizzing and she got every question on the worksheet correct. HmmmmI suppose I should clarify that the Pikachu game was 3-D and your character was in first person mode(you see through character's eyes). Wheather you're saved or doomed, find out now! | 13.41 KB, JSON | What a crazy idea. Because this is the first time I've been on a computer all day. All of Faulkners modernist contemporaries, including of course Joyce, Wolff, and Beckett, mastered the use of run-ons, to different effect. We accept PayPal, Venmo (@openculture), Patreon and Crypto! By Ben Lee. I can just see the whole community rising to thwart my attempts to spread love, joy and insane chaos. Very difficult equation Math Forum . I just can't work up the energy to be outraged. The following is everything I wrote during that sugar-coated time period. Those are the best kind. I founded the secret message, you ok man? I'm bored. Wouldn't it make more sense to get a kazoo, if you're broke? After a horrific chain of events (is it coincidence, or fate) the people who will deactivate the secondary power source of the building Neo is infiltrating, die. Do you know I never even had a computer untill just a few months ago (that's why I'm obsessivly writing here) So I won't pity you if you're computer dies for unexpected reasons. What cruel fate is this? I know. Jesus Christ is my lord and savior.You guys probably think that that is the worlds longest sentence, but it's not,because I just keep on adding commas, and it's pretty easy, if you think about it, so anyway there is this girl at school and she's my friend, and all but she's turning . Warning* Extremely long pasta. My dadwas on this site. No? I mean, I've been doing this much, much longer than the other person. Gotta goI think I hear a catchy jingle. Making me(The Patron Saint of Paperclips) the Ruler of the Laws of Nature! That must be it. It's stupid. Maybe they're here right now! I better go. After all, I've been to the Really Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything website over 50 times. It's okay. The magic eight-ball is a plastic casing with an unknown, possibly toxic liquid inside. I'm tired. Then you'll need an "extra" pairfor special occasions. Hmmmmtime for #3You can obsessive over ANYTHING, and people will think nothing of it. Josh wants his thought back. Still later that day, she got offended at some trivial thing and decided that we weren't going anywhere at all. I'm sorry that today's rant isn't random, insane or completely chaotic, but I must right my experience with The Matrix before I forget. I hate irony. But opting out of some of these cookies may affect your browsing experience. Think about it. It's like this. E-mail. Hello, everyone! 16 min ago And one out of a million people would probably have a few sentences. *sigh* There are no topics anywhere near me. [1], As a result, one linguistics textbook concludes that, in theory, "there is no longest English sentence. None ever comes here, I could do this all day long and I still wouldn't have any more hits. Anyway, I just finished rereading my longest text ever. For more information, e-mail EnpuUnknown@msn.com Wellseeya! Even though air is light, that much air adds up. MEOW!MEOW!MEOW! To prevent this, I did nothing. Far away. HI! Food industires would be buying cars, gas and music. (Which I think does not exist) My point is, if you've bothered to read this, then, (like me) you probley have also read the ketchup bottle so many times that you have it down verbatim. He then leaves them under his owners car. I thought it was. When I pressed her, she confessed she didn't know what chrisianity was. WARNING: Leave food sit in an open, well-venilated spot for a week before eating. ON TO THE CONPIRACY OF THE DAY! Like organ grinders, and the evil conspiracies. You got me started. These so-called "pointless" signs are doing just what they were meant to do: entertain you! There is a world where you were never born. What is the alternative, you ask? After all, look how long this text is. All the good possibilities effectivly cancel out the bad ones, leaving the sum total of you and your counterparts experiences as nothing. (Like alternate dimensions and stuff) So, there is a world where you are the creator of this Longest Text Ever. It was fun. I'm a genius. I guess I'll just have to wait untill my imaginary clone hijacks that imaginary bank truck. MY SPINE IS SQUISHY! I only signed up for a semester. To support Open Cultures educational mission, please consider making a donation. *sighs dramatically* I'm back. They're basically begging on the street. There was a sample essay online. Are you happy? And, if you call within the next ten minutes you get a free eight ball with the one you buy! In obscure cookbooks. Does it even matter? I knowyou are as shocked as I am. How did they ever afford an organ-thingy? I thought you were gonna stay here and keep me company?! Next thing you know, you're internet connection will die. See? You CANNOT DENY it! owfrjtnrgkzcbvwruogjlvdajngwruojlnvdakjefnlvk aij hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, jfeoisbhoaubhfvionadkfvbskjvb efnvkjnbsxuhbgv hiiiii, this has one word in it first person to see the gets $100 cash app njhcewhfb whebfuewhfjwenifbewiubfiebfebwqjfbwejnfewihfiuhweniufjeuirhfiuerfburiebfiewbjfkwefqhcewfhepwuhfiuwerfuiwqerpifjbruegferiuhfiuerwhfuiifewiviiuhuihrgiobguhtrbiuhtreiubhriurhviuwrhiuvht4rnrijpewvpiefhwnovjibrfpierfnhvipuerbfviuphrwipjvnwefkjvnpwiefv pirfnhpiejpoerwpivherwpoivhwepriuvipr evijnreijnrojvwejrfvoijerreiobfr iuvfrvjo frvjrweoijbvweiojrfoiwervicebrwouvbwerouvu perivoerijvoiuwerbviouweroiuberouvberfoefubvouiwriuebrouweuberwiuvherivyherwiubvewiurobviuwervuwervouwrewoiuvherwiuoeHIewijvhferiucbuhewjdhfewiufdhiu3riuheriufheriuhfiuerhfiuhwreiufhirwhiufhwiurhfiuhreiuhfiuheriwfhriehfiuerwhufihreuifheirhfiuwheruifherwoiuwfheruhwifhreiuhwoiuhfuerhfhwruifhriuehfueri. Just "imagine" I have more!? THE REST OF THE STUFF I TYPE WILL BE COMPLETLY IN CAPS JUST BECAUSE I CAN. He sneaks into neighboring homes, and takes clothing, wrapped christmas presents, and anything he can find. Are you ready? I can even see the shadow of my hand on the wall from the light those things shed. )And for all the idiots out there: Try new and improved Dum-B-Gon! The movie ends with him in a coma. Anyway, I better go or the quality of this will go down in that evil downward spiral thing I discussed a few months back. It's pushing down on me, squishing my spine. I feel special. Our definition is "a lung disease caused by inhalation of very fine silicate or quartz dust." The entry for this word can be found in our Medical Dictionary. There MUST be some sort of conspiracy involved, 'cause if there is, I can get rid of the EVIL thing! The foil will make up the beak and the folded legs, and the thruster can simulate the tail. Wellseeya! Sowhen the weekend rolls around, I'm fairly exhausted. Advertisement. It even SOUNDS weird. The point is that it is nice to have readers. I tell people I know about this site, but they either ignore this page, or don't even bother coming to the site in the first place. Maybe, some day far in the future (like next Thursday) I'll print a copy of this insane text. For an ENTIRE MONTH I have possesed the arcane knowledge, but I forgot to share it with you, my loyal potentially imaginary reader. Wellbetter go before one of my two and half sane readers falls asleep:) Seeya! Robinson was sentenced in 1997 for the kidnapping and rape of a 12-year-old girl. If there are an infinte number of worlds with human life, than there are an infinte number of worlds that have someone exactly like you, with only a few key differences. Now, in today's society of buying groceries on-line and getting them delivered, why hasn't any other food industry marketed this ingenius idea to bring the product to the consumer. Would it be called DIS? Wasn't it super? Here are 65 examples of long sentences ranging from the relatively brief 96 words to one of the longest sentences at 2,156 words. She immediatly replied "Clara Barton". This means that we only have a very short while to prepare. That's not fair! We got to go to a bar and play pool!!!!! Code: 843 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook states that in no way is the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who?) Is that old lady on the street corner really an ex-convict? Or possibly rightthat would be scary. *gagged reader glares* What's that? And do I ever have a topic today! OH, DON'T YOU SEE THE TOENAILS?!! Your subconsious mind acts on whatever it is told. I can't really work on this site even though I now have a more in depth understanding of variables. See? Now MY brain meats feel explody. He even tried to hide the sword behind his back! are completly accidental and are not the fault/responsibility of the creators. This is chaos. Maybe I should use spell-check. But the secret doesn't exist so they are stupid. I sincerely appologize if anyone is offended by my view of memorization. Then, in an inspired move, my brother talked my mother into letting him sit up front. Okay. So, everyone went to the beach and got tans. But, for a time, Faulkner took the run-on as far as it could go. ", or "Wow, I never knew that!" *blinks* Wowso I'm NOT paranoid. In a moment of inspiration, I asked her who America fought. Because in some world, the video game is real. I'm back. That is justpathetic. That means I really can justify claiming to have two and a half readers! Now I'm back again. I figure that even the people I manage to lure onto my site from neopets don't even bother to come to this particular page. HUH? One of my friends (who laughed at the armidillo story) named Tonileigh said "Jenny (that's me) is weirder than the average Psycho." I'm back. When I tried to talk to him, he tossed it away nonchalantly and pretended he hadn't heard me. Or suffer my blindingly moronic nail messages. Anyway, sorry for the lack of relative weirdness, conspiracy theories and doughnuts (my Moose ate them all). (on accident, vast number of times) Hee-Hee! I better goI think Kodak is tracing my site.I'm back now! Isnt' that nice? Or not. So, we packed everthing up. I don't understand it. Grapes are used to make jelly, jam, juice and raisins. *sighs* Why does my life have to be so weird? It sucked. You're only browsing it. Out loud. We never spam. The moment Neo woke from dreams of Trinity's death, he made a choice. I know a topic! I'm not exactly sure what that means, but it sure is funny:) You don't agree? We use cookies on our website to give you the most relevant experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits. That made him happy. Mar 25th, 2014. I don't want to play the stupid animal war card game 'cause the stupdi bear gets eaten by an eaagle.. goodbye ssslllee0yyyyslllllllleeeeeeeepppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyy iiiiiiiiissssssssssssss gggggggggoooooooooooooddddddddddddd. As you can see, I was in a very interesting state of mind. My answer is simple. A complete and total degregation of our societies values. Oh, wellI tired of nostalgia. She agrees, but only after seeing how important it is to him. It's a word. A lot has happened. I'm gonna go hug a moose. Isn't that sort of ironic? *let the panic begin! Or You are What you Eat. How absurd. Now I do. Unless he has already been destroyed by an even more radical Anti-Cartoon-Owl group. Think about it. After all, how can I be self derisive, and full of low expectations for this site if I KNOW people are hereseveral thousand of them in fact, in just a few months. He always enjoyed it because it meant that somewhere, he was the Supreme Dictator of the Galaxy. Why not click on the Very Weird Stuff link to see more, or click on the music link? This resourceful young vanguard of fasion decided to cover her extreme embarassment by acting like she meant to horribly damage herself. Another article claims that an anitseptic turned a polar bear purple, drawing large crowds of people. He once said, It was Faulkner at his most involuted and incantatory who most enchanted me. The current record holder for the longest english sentence is Jonathan Coe for his staggering 33-page, 13,955-word sentence in The Rotters Club, 2001. My character is actually dodging the stupid rocks better now then when I controlled him. Here's what I wrote this weekend: Woooooo! This confirmed my suspicion that she only went so that she could have the use of the church's playground equipment. Of course, when I next saw my Mom, she retold the story to me, several times. You know, the small, white feather. I got to go to a huge library, and see Terminator 3 at the local theater. Otherwise, why on earth (beta, krpto, zkdjf, Planet X, whatever) would you be here? If so, I guess I won't be writing here for quite awhileseeya. is it the word be found in the 17th, and 18th letters? Which is why it's not even 10:00 and here I am, typing. It's the same concept. I'm leavin', for now. Oh, speaking of insane, I STILL need those much needed supplies for the Official Flaming-Chickens Lunar Colony! Now, I'm not speaking from personal experience here. For the love of Story. The only difference is the taste, which I enjoy, since it is new and different. Okay, if you want to get out, click the little refresh button, okay? In a recent article, humorist Dave Barry discussed the addictive quality of the snack food, Cheez-Its. *holds up a piece of paper, which, from a distance, appears to have writing on it* Yes, undenyable proof! Definitly. Well, look at you? But they really were'nt buffoal wings 'cause buffalo's don't have wingscause they come off when they are babies, JOsh says so and he must be right causse he's been having Profound Thoughts even though he cannot remember them. Founder @ World's Best Story amplifier of creativity & fun! Using prior knowledge, I deduced that Mrs. X was full of crap. Of course, if everything is realthen the Universe is pretty contradictory. There's salt, of course, and aluminum sulfate, and other compounds. The Patron Saint of Paper Clips (me again!) This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. It's strange. Don't worry, I'll go to bed soon. Why on earth would we go have way across the world to fight them when we didn't even really need oil?!! You don't see them, but your subconsious (dreaming) mind does. The very next day, she decided that we were going north, after all. The reason I have to get up at 6 something is that III ride the bus to school. Perhaps you don't have time to waste e-mailing me. The basic moral belief that Polar bears should be WHITE. I'm getting bored, so I think I'm done for the day. I'd probley come here, but that isn't much of a surprise. This sentence is the longest. TACO will eventually destroy him. Hits all right. OkayI'm backI think that eventually half of this thing will consist of the word back over and over againthat's just weird. Not only that, Dum-B-Gon: stimulates weight loss, cures "any" illness, does simple houshold chores, never leaves the toilet seat up and is the perfect gentle companion for your kids. Once I got this computer, I decided to do something similar on my beloved site. Okay, now I'm starting to scare myselfI'm gonna quit for today. Most people actually like to spend long periods of time exposing their vulnerable skin to the harmful rays of the sun. I dunnoI guess I'm just kinda freaked out. The first use of "had had" is a modifier, and the second instance serves as the main verb of the sentence. My favorite stuffJTHMI have my libraries copy of JTHMI shall quote Noodle Boy for you:) (Full copyright/credit to Jonhnen Vasquez for writin' the stuff, I'm just sharing the spleeny goodness with you). )so you can travel to the 5th Dimension like our scientists almost did. It's amazing, it's incredible, it's unbelievable. yeah. Oh, by the way, I noticed that whenever I use spell-check, my stupid computer turns the word probley into to word problem. It's just sickening, you can't even take a simple photo nowadays. Which means that there are an infinite number of worlds with humanoid life. It's true, and all, but I have no proof about wal-mart, or certain fast food resteraunts. I love-d you moose! It's not fair. That will be a wonderous day. That way I can spread my love, joy and insane chaos to more people! I'm just rambling. We can all wear spiffy space-suits and feel all superiour to all those stupid earthlings. That's why. It would make no sense. During the weekdays, I get about seven hours of sleep (usually less) and wake up at 6:11 a.m. Yep. This is one of the weirdest sites: or your money back! And then I was unable to get on the computer and I forgot most of it. Even if I put it in a less chaotic, more user-friendly format people would still ignore this because it involves: reading. The events of Neo's dream unfold. The author's vision was unique in that only he put biscuits and death in the same sentence. 189,819 Letters Yes, that number is correct. Okay, maybe it was the ranch dressing instead of the special, fresh buffalo wings. Almost all of the really long sentences are under 1,000 words. It deludes all of American's sweet, innocent, candy-loving children into thinking that a cartoon owl is smarter than they are! May your day be shiney! Ha! What I want to know is this: are there no intelectual property rights in the world of food products? RANDOM PERSON: Uh-huh, that's nice. Not that my mother is annoyingjust set in her ways. It was sad. He goes for Trinity, makes it just in time to catch her body, and starts her heart back up. You see, I periodically read the longest text ever to check the constant downward spiral of my sanity. Still no? That's is just so extremly creepy. I'm backit's been awhile since I've written here. I think I'm so tired I can't sleep. Anyone just randomly typing letters will eventually accidently write a word, right? But then, I'm meand you're you. So, fellow conspiracy nuts: Take down the evil governmental safety device and take it apart. I've been playing one of the new neopets slot machines (black pawkeet). It seems like blaggerent plagerism. I for one, didn't know about such dire consequences for not deliberatly failing classes. The World's Largest Maths Problem Has Been Solved, And It. This would have resulted in the deaths of numerous pedistriansand I would still probably be wondering around in search of a McDonalds. Before you know it, we'll have orange alligators, pink tigers and blue lions. | 0.47 KB, Python | After much argument, my father was going to turn around, untill he realized that my mother was going to drop the dogs and me off, and then turn around and continue north. Why do I have to work year round? Come on, think about it! I only mention this 'cause I've accidently spelled constipation instead of conspiracy a few times. *reader starts inching towards freedom* I better goI think that I may have a problem brewing. I mean, I don't think I could afford a monkey, and I'm not exactly on the streets. Oh, well. When is it MYturn? And what did he do to me? And now, for the million-dollar question: How many calories are there in a single serving of Mustard? They are not great neccesarily because of the content, (although that helps some) they are great because of their sheer length. Entire novels hundreds of pages long have been written in one sentence in other languages. The paradox of my system of beliefs leads me to believe that the universe, in fact, is not infinite. My dad. And really angry, and confused. Yea*waits for applause* okay! I'm so very, very tired. Shoot them down like the dogs they are! and Jones: Sho, Kernel; sho now and catching him as he fell and commandeering the first passing wagon to take him to the house and carry him up the front steps and through the paintless formal door beneath its fanlight imported pane by pane from Europe which Judith held open for him to enter with no change, no alteration in that calm frozen face which she had worn for four years now, and on up the stairs and into the bedroom and put him to bed like a baby and then lie down himself on the floor beside the bed though not to sleep since before dawn the man on the bed would stir and groan and Jones would say, flyer I am, Kernel. Some of the pages of this site contain a link encouging the two and a half people to e-mail the Patron Saint of Paper Clips. Today, in my (Honors) English class, we did group work. If you don't understand the concept of numbers less than zero, (negative numbers) just skip this part. Scratch number seven. However, I am currently content to just sit here and type. Moving on, I have nothing else to say, but don't feel like quitting just yet. Especially since no one but me would ask the question. I don't mean to insult you if you DO have a tan. If that's not a vast conspiracy, then nothing on this Earth is. But how, may I ask, can you find the end of the FREAKIN' universe? It's also a pretty prime example of how homonyms (words that share spelling and pronunciation but have different meanings) can really confuse things. Well, I better leave before I go on and on about more "reality" theories.
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